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Five Simple Rules For Happiness:

If you want happiness in your life you have to follow just Five Simple Rules For Happiness: 1. Free your heart from hatred. 2. Free your min...

Am I in Love?

Being in love is one of the best things that can happen to you. When you are in love, you simply feel it. The feeling of love is so very pow...

The Great History of IT Ramayana

LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his q...

Professional Biodata/ Resume of Munna Bhai

The Biodata is a primary tool in finding a good job. When writing a resume/Biodata, one should pay particular attention to its overall str...

funny English to hindi translations

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Five Simple Rules For Happiness:

siteowner 0 Life 1:40 PM

If you want happiness in your life you have to follow just Five Simple Rules For Happiness: 1. Free your heart from hatred.<div style="font-weight: bold; font-family: georgia;">2. Free your mind from worries.</div><div style="font-weight: bold; font-family: georgia;">3. Live simply.</div><div style="font-weight: bold; font-family: georgia;">4. Give more.</div><div style="font-weight: bold; font-family: georgia;">5. Expect less.</div> Create your own happiness, Try to see how this will help you create a better life. Take one rule. Any one. Make it happen one rule at a time. One day at a time. And then pick another rule. And another one. And another one. And don't forget the last one. Think about it, meditate if you will, and ponder the possibilities of making this a reality. It could easily take a lifetime to meet, Not an easy challenge but it would be well worth it. So Decide today Here is my challenge and i have to create my own happiness

Five Simple Rules For Happiness:

If you want happiness in your life you have to follow just Five Simple Rules For Happiness: 1. Free your heart from hatred. 2. Free your min...

Am I in Love?

siteowner 0 Relationship 1:36 PM

<div style="text-align: justify;">Being in love is one of the best things that can happen to you. When you are in love, you simply feel it. The feeling of love is so very powerful that it just cannot be defined in words. You will certainly feel on top of the world, when you are in love. But there are times when you are not quite sure of yourself and ask Am I in Love? It could be infatuation or just a physical attraction. But there is one thing that keeps telling you that this is one and the only person with whom you wish to spend the rest of your life. This is the person with whom you want to share all of your feelings, be it happiness, grief or even the most embarrassing moments of your life. When you feel all of the above, you will certainly find the answer to you question - Am I in Love? Many fall in love, some fall in love at first sight while others fall in love with the passage of time. Once you are in love, you will become even more passionate about your life. Love and romance are strong words, which have stronger influences on us. Right from roses to candles, every item that represents love will sway you. The mere presence of your soul mate will make your feel good about yourself. You will find that the happiness that you derive by being with your partner is too good to be true. You will blush and you will sing, you will do everything on earth to bring a smile on the face of your lover. If you do all of these, you must ask yourself the biggest question of all - Am I in Love? The answer surely lies within you. All the people who are in love must have gone through a similar situation. Each one of them must have asked themselves - Am I in Love? If you ever have to face this question, make sure that you listen to your heart. Your heart never lies, it tells you the truth. It will tell you, who is the person, you want to be with.</div>

Am I in Love?

Being in love is one of the best things that can happen to you. When you are in love, you simply feel it. The feeling of love is so very pow...

The Great History of IT Ramayana

siteowner 0 Funny 1:25 PM

<div style="text-align: justify;">LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL RAM as his successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The forest was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM, politely declined. Prceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRANSISTOR's plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who, with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAMSOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka. RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his ROGRAMMERS to use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the 'WEB CRAWLERS'(Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND' MESSAGES. Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the battle. One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense on earth. After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his MICRO SOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and every one lived happily everafter. </div> Originally this is not my story, I got this story in <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/08365898829052109147">rajneesh mangla</a> Blog i thought it is worth to post it here Enjoy it and Keep Visiting.

The Great History of IT Ramayana

LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his q...

Professional Biodata/ Resume of Munna Bhai

siteowner 2 Funny 11:51 AM

<div style="text-align: justify;"> The Biodata is a primary tool in finding a good job. When writing a resume/Biodata, one should pay particular attention to its overall structure. There are several different guidelines that can help in doing this. This is your first impression. This is your chance to capture your potential employer’s attention, to pique his or her interest</div> "Osama Open University" recieved a biodata of Munna Bhai for the post of Lecturer which is like this Name: Muannabhai Supariwalla Address: house No. 420, Hairan Gali, Shanpatti Nager, brother's area, Career objective: To achive challenging role of Crime specialist's Educational Qualification: (1). B.C. (Bachelor in Crime) Tahidd University, from Delhi in first class. (2) M.C.S. (Masters in criminal Science ), Virginia International University, Smgleors Institute, Chicago, with a specific medal. Thesis Title: How to run from Most secured jails like The Rock" 'and` "Abu Grayb'" Full Course: First Year: Psychology of police and Plastic bomb technology Second Year: Time Bomb and Timer Theory, National and international Smgleing, Third Year: Aim centric Designing of crime <div style="text-align: left;" id="result_box" dir="ltr">Summer courses: (1)Associates of Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan, Mumbai (May - June 1990) <div style="text-align: left;" id="result_box" dir="ltr">Work: Involved in many Supari Murder consequences as a Assistant </div>(2) Study in Bihar and U.P. Work: Booth capturing and weekly recovery in the elections Work Experience: <div style="text-align: left;" id="result_box" dir="ltr">1) Research assistant, LTTE laboratory , Jaffna (August 90-August 91). 2) Deeply Research on on the structure of the latest Huamn Bomb </div>3) Invention of Cyanide Capsule in taste of Orange, mango and Pinapal <div style="text-align: left;" id="result_box" dir="ltr">Honors / achievements: 1) GabbarSingh Memory Shield for best Child Criminal in year 1990 2) Member of "Indian Professional Killer Forum "(Student Chapter) 3) Honored for my works as "Anual Action Editor" for achieving desired Target in "Bihar General Election 2004" 4) Strong reach in the Government and non - governmental organizations. 5) Side Business of artificial(Farzi) Marksheets and illegal Construction work </div>Reference : <div style="text-align: left;" id="result_box" dir="ltr">1) PROF. Achaalors Shobharaz, Prof.. And Dean, Tahidd University, New Delhi. 2) PROF. Daaud Ibraham, chief executive `D 'Company, Foreign Department, Dubai. 3) PROF. Shahabuddin. And Prof. Apppu Yadav, Center of Excellence in Crime , Patna.</div></div>

Professional Biodata/ Resume of Munna Bhai

The Biodata is a primary tool in finding a good job. When writing a resume/Biodata, one should pay particular attention to its overall str...

funny English to hindi translations

siteowner 0 Funny 11:48 AM

funny English to hindi translations

I got some funny translation on my daily surfing just read it and you will definitely find smile on your face keep visiting this place Have ...

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