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how guys xpress their love!!!

When a GUY is quiet and is alone, He's is thinking how good you're, Miss you!!! When a GUY is lying on his bed, He is thinking deepl...

Customer care in 2020

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..." Customer: "Heloo, can I order.." Operator : "Can ...

13 signs of falling in love

01. When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang Up...but you miss them already when it was just two minutesago1 02. Y...

what each letter of your name means

Instructions : What you do is find out what each letter of your name means. Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. ( Its TRUE) ...

Monday, March 9, 2009

Professional Biodata/ Resume of Munna Bhai

" Osama Open University " recieved a biodata of Munna Bhai for the post of Lecturer which is like this Name: Muannabhai Supariwa...

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how guys xpress their love!!!

siteowner 0 Email, Intresting, Love, Relationship 9:20 AM

When a GUY is quiet and is alone, He's is thinking how good you're, Miss you!!! When a GUY is lying on his bed, He is thinking deeply why he loves you. When a GUY looks at you in your eyes, He wants to tell you how much he loves you and how important you're. When a GUY answers "I'm Fine" after awhile, He is not and feels hurts. When a GUY keep asking you the same question, He is wondering why you are lying. When a GUY hugs you while sleeping, He is wishing that you belongs to him forever. When a GUY calls you everyday, He Miss You and wants your attention. When a GUY wants to see you everyday, He cares for you and want to know how are you today. When a GUY sms's u everyday, He wants you to know he is fine. When a GUY says I love you, He really means it. When a GUY says that he can't live without you, He has made up his mind that you are his future wife. When a GUY says "I Miss You", He wants to see you immeditely.

how guys xpress their love!!!

When a GUY is quiet and is alone, He's is thinking how good you're, Miss you!!! When a GUY is lying on his bed, He is thinking deepl...

Customer care in 2020

siteowner 0 Email, Funny, Intresting 9:18 AM

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..." Customer: "Heloo, can I order.." Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?" Customer: "It's eh..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610" Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?" Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir" Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..." Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir" Customer: "How come?" Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir" Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?" Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it" Customer: "How do you know for sure?" Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir" Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?" Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99" Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?" Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir." Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives" Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today" Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?" Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..." Customer: " What!" Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123..." Customer: " ????" Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?" Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?" Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... " Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^ Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?" Customer: [Faints]

Customer care in 2020

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..." Customer: "Heloo, can I order.." Operator : "Can ...

13 signs of falling in love

siteowner 0 Email, Intresting 9:14 AM

13 signs of falling in love

01. When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang Up...but you miss them already when it was just two minutesago1 02. Y...

what each letter of your name means

siteowner 0 Email, Intresting 9:12 AM

Instructions : What you do is find out what each letter of your name means. Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. ( Its TRUE) &( Is'nt it GREAT !!) If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once. For Example : ROHIT R = You are a social butterfly. O = You are very open-minded. H = You are not judgmental I = You are always smiling and making others smile T = You have an attitude, a big one. A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind. B = You are always cautious when it comes to meeting newpeople . C = You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it. D = You have trouble trusting people. E = You are a very exciting person. F = Everyone loves you. G = You have excellent ways of viewing people. H = You are not judgmental. I = You are always smiling and making others smile. J =Jealously K = You like to try new things. L = Love is something you deeply believe in. M = Success comes easily to you. N = You like to work, but you always want a break. O = You are very open-minded. P = You are very friendly and understanding. Q = You are a hypocrite. R = You are a social butterfly. S = You are very broad-minded. T = You have an attitude, a big one. U = You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards. V = You have a very good physique and looks. W = You like your privacy. X =You never let people tell you what to do. Y = You cause a lot of trouble. Z = You're always fighting with someone.

what each letter of your name means

Instructions : What you do is find out what each letter of your name means. Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. ( Its TRUE) ...

Professional Biodata/ Resume of Munna Bhai

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"Osama Open University" recieved a biodata of Munna Bhai for the post of Lecturer which is like this Name: Muannabhai Supariwalla Address: house No. 420, Hairan Gali, Shanpatti Nager, brother's area, Career objective: To achive challenging role of Crime specialist's Educational Qualification: (1). B.C. (Bachelor in Crime) Tahidd University, from Delhi in first class. (2) M.C.S. (Masters in criminal Science ), Virginia International University, Smgleors Institute, Chicago, with a specific medal. Thesis Title: How to run from Most secured jails like The Rock" 'and` "Abu Grayb'" Full Course: First Year: Psychology of police and Plastic bomb technology Second Year: Time Bomb and Timer Theory, National and international Smgleing, Third Year: Aim centric Designing of crime <div style="text-align: left;" id="result_box" dir="ltr">Summer courses: (1)Associates of Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan, Mumbai (May - June 1990) <div style="text-align: left;" id="result_box" dir="ltr">Work: Involved in many Supari Murder consequences as a Assistant </div>(2) Study in Bihar and U.P. Work: Booth capturing and weekly recovery in the elections Work Experience: <div style="text-align: left;" id="result_box" dir="ltr">1) Research assistant, LTTE laboratory , Jaffna (August 90-August 91). 2) Deeply Research on on the structure of the latest Huamn Bomb </div>3) Invention of Cyanide Capsule in taste of Orange, mango and Pinapal <div style="text-align: left;" id="result_box" dir="ltr">Honors / achievements: 1) GabbarSingh Memory Shield for best Child Criminal in year 1990 2) Member of "Indian Professional Killer Forum "(Student Chapter) 3) Honored for my works as "Anual Action Editor" for achieving desired Target in "Bihar General Election 2004" 4) Strong reach in the Government and non - governmental organizations. 5) Side Business of artificial(Farzi) Marksheets and illegal Construction work </div>Reference : <div style="text-align: left;" id="result_box" dir="ltr">1) PROF. Achaalors Shobharaz, Prof.. And Dean, Tahidd University, New Delhi. 2) PROF. Daaud Ibraham, chief executive `D 'Company, Foreign Department, Dubai. 3) PROF. Shahabuddin. And Prof. Apppu Yadav, Center of Excellence in Crime , Patna. "Did You Like it" then Please make comments on it </div></div>

Professional Biodata/ Resume of Munna Bhai

" Osama Open University " recieved a biodata of Munna Bhai for the post of Lecturer which is like this Name: Muannabhai Supariwa...

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