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Monday, March 30, 2009

check ur general knowledge and ur IQ level

if u wanna check ur general knowledge and ur IQ level then give the answers of some simple questions. if u like these questions then write y...

900 Vacancies in UBI Bank-Apply Online 27th April

Designation : Job Applications are Inviting for the Post of Specialist Officers/Probationary Officer (best Career opportunities) Job De...

NOKIA Walkin Freshers

NOKIA Walkin Freshers Job Description : Hands on experience on Symbian C++ coding. Experience in working with real-time embedded syste...

108 Names of Lord Ganesha and the meanings

Shri Ganeshaya Namah 1. Akhurath: One who has mouse as his charioteer 2. Alampata : Ever eternal lord 3. Amit : Incomparable lord 4. Anantac...

"aur batao" syndrome ."aur Sunao" syndrome

Conversation between 2 software engg. Friends: Sw1---hello . SW2---hi . Sw1---hey h r u??? . SW2---m fine!!! Wht abt u??? . SW1---m fine too...

how guys xpress their love!!!

When a GUY is quiet and is alone, He's is thinking how good you're, Miss you!!! When a GUY is lying on his bed, He is thinking deepl...

Customer care in 2020

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..." Customer: "Heloo, can I order.." Operator : "Can ...

13 signs of falling in love

01. When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang Up...but you miss them already when it was just two minutesago1 02. Y...

what each letter of your name means

Instructions : What you do is find out what each letter of your name means. Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. ( Its TRUE) ...

Monday, March 9, 2009

Professional Biodata/ Resume of Munna Bhai

" Osama Open University " recieved a biodata of Munna Bhai for the post of Lecturer which is like this Name: Muannabhai Supariwa...

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check ur general knowledge and ur IQ level

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if u wanna check ur general knowledge and ur IQ level then give the answers of some simple questions. if u like these questions then write your comments in my scrapbook and tell me how many questions u answered right. The questions are: - Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?? Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi ) Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI ! Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory) Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? :-) Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see? Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai! Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!! Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India?? Socho............... Ans:- HindustanLever (Leaver). Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha? Ans:- adidas Q8. Luv and Kushare going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ? Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!! Now Kushalso jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done. Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!! Want one more... Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..?? Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans - D'cold Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite simple.. Ans:- D'Cold again kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi Q11. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the. Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya- kyon? Ans:- Because Mayuri 'can - go'. Ek aur.. Q12. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder... Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha... Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe Q13.! kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why??? Ans :- Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!! aur chhaiye...theek hai Q15. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the... bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata Qyo??? Ans :- Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha aakhri sawaal .... Q16. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the...bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata Qyo??? Ans :- pran jaye per bacchan na jaye Chalo last one ha ! Q17.Kapil Dev goes to Echo point and shouts loudly "Pamolive" But there dont come any echo sound why ? Ans:- Because Palmolive ka jawab nahi !!

check ur general knowledge and ur IQ level

if u wanna check ur general knowledge and ur IQ level then give the answers of some simple questions. if u like these questions then write y...

900 Vacancies in UBI Bank-Apply Online 27th April

<div style="text-align: justify;">Designation: Job Applications are Inviting for the Post of Specialist Officers/Probationary Officer (best Career opportunities) Job Description: Post Code: 1 Post:Porbationary Officers Scale: JMGSI No. Vacancies: 900 Age: Min. 21 Max.30 years Qualification: Graduate in any discipline with 55% marks from n AICTE approved college / university and passed Computer Course i . Company Profile: United Bank of India (UBI) is one of the 14 major banks which were nationalised on July 19, 1969. Its predecessor the United Bank of India Ltd., was formed in 1950 with the amalgamation of four banks viz. Comilla Banking Corporation Ltd. (1914), Bengal Central Bank Ltd. (1918), Comilla Union Bank Ltd. (1922) and Hooghly Bank Ltd. (1932) (which were established in the years indicated in brackets after the names). The origin of the Bank thus goes back as far as 1914. As against 174 branches, Rs. 147 crores of deposits and Rs. 112 crores of advances at the time of nationalisation in July, 1969, today the Bank has 1443 branches, over Rs. 37,167 crores of deposits and Rs. 22,641 crores of gross advances as on 31-03-07. Presently the Bank has a three-tier organisational set-up consisting of the Head Office, 28 Regional Offices and 1443 branches. After nationalisation, the Bank expanded its branch network in a big way and actively participated in the developmental activities, particularly in the rural and semi-urban areas in conformity with the objectives of nationalisation. In recognition of the role played by the Bank, it was designated as Lead Bank in several districts and at present it is the Lead Bank in 30 districts in the States of West Bengal, Assam, Manipur and Tripura. The Bank is also the Convener of the State Level Bankers' Committees (SLBC) for the States of West Bengal and Tripura. UBI played a significant role in the spread of banking services in different parts of the country, more particularly in Eastern and North-Eastern India. UBI has sponsored 4 Regional Rural Banks (RRB) one each in West Bengal, Assam, Manipur and Tripura. These four RRBs together have over 1000 branches. United Bank of India has contributed 35% of the share capital/ additional capital to all the four RRBs in four different states.In its efforts to provide banking services to the people living in the not easily accessible areas of the Sunderbans in West Bengal, UBI had established two floating mobile branches on motor launches which moved from island to island on different days of the week. The floating mobile branches were discontinued with the opening of full-fledged branches at the centres which were being served by the floating mobile branches. UBI is also known as the 'Tea Bank' because of its age-old association with the financing of tea gardens. It has been the largest lender to the tea industry. Desired Profile: Scale of Pay( Salary) : 10000-18240/- Date of Written Examination : 21-June-2009 Job interview: after clearing written examination Application Fee : Rs. 400/- for General / OBC Rs. 50/- for SC/ST Candidates How to Apply : Application fee including postage should be paid by a single Demand Draft / Bankers' Cheque issued by a Scheduled Commercial Bank for each post separately to be drawn as below : ”United Bank Of India Specialist Officers/Probationary Officers Recruitment Project-2009” payable at Mumbai. Candidate's name, date of birth, Address, Post Code & Registration Number should be written on the back of demand draft /bankers' cheque. After applying ONLINE, take a print out of System Generated ON-LINE APPLICATION Form in A-4 size paper, firmly paste a recent passport size photograph bearing the signature of the candidate at the appropriate space provided at the right hand top corner of the application form and sign at the bottom of the application form at the space provided. System Generated Online Application Form complete in all respects enclosing the above documents and the relevant Demand Draft / Bankers' Cheque should be sent in a closed envelope BY ORDINARY POST ONLY superscribing as “APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF ---------------------(Post Code……….)” so as to reach on or before the last date to the following address. Address: Post Box No.7646, Malad (West), Mumbai - 400064 Last Date for Online Application :27-April-2009 Location : Accross India Education:Graduate from any college / university Details Here: <ul><li> <a target="_blank" href="http://recruitment.unitedbankofindia.com/recruitment-30-mar-09a.pdf">Advertisement for recruitment of Probationary Officer</a> <a href="http://app3.ibps.in/unitedpo" target="_blank"> Click here to apply online</a> </li><li> <a target="_blank" href="http://recruitment.unitedbankofindia.com/recruitment-30-mar-09a.pdf">Advertisement for recruitment of Specialist Officer</a> <a href="http://app5.ibps.in/unitedbank_sp" target="_blank"> Click here to apply online</a> </li><li> <a target="_blank" href="http://recruitment.unitedbankofindia.com/recruitment-30-mar-09.pdf">Advertisement for recruitment of Probationary Clerk</a> <a href="http://app3.ibps.in/ubiclerk" target="_blank"> Click here to apply online</a> </li></ul>for more info check Comments....... </div>

900 Vacancies in UBI Bank-Apply Online 27th April

Designation : Job Applications are Inviting for the Post of Specialist Officers/Probationary Officer (best Career opportunities) Job De...

NOKIA Walkin Freshers

siteowner 0 Jobs, Technology Jobs - Fresher 9:30 AM

<div style="text-align: center;">NOKIA Walkin Freshers </div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Job Description : Hands on experience on Symbian C++ coding. Experience in working with real-time embedded system. Designation: Design Engineer Company Profile: Nokia has played a pioneering role in the growth of cellular technology in India, starting with the first-ever cellular call a decade ago, made on a Nokia mobile phone over a Nokia-deployed network. Nokia started its India operations in 1995, and presently operates out of offices in New Delhi, Mumbai, Kolkata, Jaipur, Lucknow, Chennai, Bangalore, Hyderabad, Pune and Ahmedabad. The Indian operations comprise of the handsets business; R&D facilities in Bangalore, Hyderabad and Mumbai; a manufacturing plant in Chennai and a Design Studio in Bangalore.Over the years, the company has grown manifold with its manpower strength increasing from 450 people in the year 2004 to over 15000 employees in March 2008 (including Nokia Siemens Networks). Today, India holds the distinction of being the second largest market for the company globally. Devices business Nokia has established itself as the market and brand leader in the mobile devices market in India. The company has built a diverse product portfolio to meet the needs of different consumer segments and therefore offers devices across five categories ie. Entry, Live, Connect, Explore and Achieve. These include products that cater to first time subscribers to advanced business devices and high performance multimedia devices for imaging, music and gaming.Nokia has been working closely with operators in India to increase the geographical coverage and lower the total cost of ownership for consumers. Today, Nokia has one of the largest distribution network with presence across 1,30,000 outlets. In addition, the company also has Nokia Priority Dealers across thecountry and Nokia ‘Concept stores’ in Bangalore, Delhi, Jaipur, Hyderabad, Chandigarh, Ludhiana, Chennai, Indore and Mumbai to provide customers a complete mobile experience. Services business: With the global launch of Ovi, the company's Internet services brand name, Nokia is renewing itself to be at the forefront of the convergence of internet and mobility. From being a product centric company, Nokia is now focusing to become solutions centric. The strategic shift is built on Nokia’s bid to retain consumers and empower Nokia device owners to realise the full potential of the Internet. Nokia will build a suite of Internet based services like Nokia Maps, the Nokia Music Store and Nokia N-Gage around its Ovi brand. Infrastructure business: Nokia Siemens Networks is a leading global enabler of communications services. The company provides a complete, well-balanced product portfolio of mobile and fixed network infrastructure solutions and addresses the growing demand for services with 20,000 service professionals worldwide. Its operations in India include Sales & Marketing, Research & Development, Manufacturing and Global Networks Solutions Centre. Headquartered in Gurgaon, Nokia Siemens Networks has 47 offices and presence in over 170 locations across the country. Desired Profile : Symbian C++ experience is essential. Knowledge of testing concepts. Knowledge of testing automation scripts. Experience of SW components design in a real-time embedded system. Works according to given tasks, along with the product process as well as the existing design instructions. Solves engineering problems. Is responsible for error corrections in own designed SW component. Experience: 0 - 2 Years Functional Area: Telecom Software Education : UG - Any Graduate - Any Specialization PG - Any PG Course - Any Specialization Location:Bengaluru/Bangalore Contact: Nokia India Pvt Ltd Salarpuria Hallmark, Ground Floor, Block A, No. 15/3, 16, Kadubeesenahalli, Outer Ring Road Bangalore GU14 ONG BANGALORE India. Website:http://www.nokia.com Reference: Test Asset Developer </div>

NOKIA Walkin Freshers

NOKIA Walkin Freshers Job Description : Hands on experience on Symbian C++ coding. Experience in working with real-time embedded syste...

108 Names of Lord Ganesha and the meanings

siteowner 0 Email, Intresting, Spritual 9:28 AM

<div style="text-align: center;">Shri Ganeshaya Namah </div> 1. Akhurath: One who has mouse as his charioteer 2. Alampata : Ever eternal lord 3. Amit : Incomparable lord 4. Anantachidrupamayam: Infinite and consciousness personified 5. Avaneesh: Lord of the whole world 6. Avighna: Remover of obstacles 7. Balaganapati: Beloved and lovable child 8. Bhalchandra: Moon-crested lord 9. Bheema: Huge and Gigantic 10. Bhupati: Lord of the gods 11. Bhuvanpati: God of the gods 12. Buddhinath: God of wisdom 13. Budhipriya: Knowledge bestower 14. Bhudhividhata: God of knowledge 15. Chaturbhuj: One who has four arms 16. Devadeva: Lord of all lords 17. Devantakanashakarin: Destroyer of evils and asuras 18. Devarata: One who accepts all gods 19. Devendrashika: Protector of all gods 20. Dharmik: One who gives charity 21. Dhoomravarna: Smoke-Hued lord 22. Durja: Invincible lord 23. Dvaimatura: One who has two mothers 24. Ekaakshara: He of the single syllable 25. Ekadanta: Single-Tusked lord 26. Ekadrishta: Single-Tusked lord 27. Eshanputra: Lord Shiva?s son 28. Gadadhara: One who has the mace as his weapon 29. Gajakarna: One who has eyes like an elephant 30. Gajanana: Elephant-Faced lord 31. Gajananeti: Elephant-Faced lord 32. Gajavakra: Trunk of the elephant 33. Gajavaktra: One who has mouth like an elephant 34. Ganadhakshya: Lord of all Ganas (Gods) 35. Ganadhyakshina: Leader of all the celestial bodies 36. Ganapati: Lord of all Ganas (Gods) 37. Gaurisuta: The son of Gauri (Parvati) 38. Gunina: One who is the master of all virtues 39. Haridra: One who is golden colored 40. Heramba: Mother?s Beloved son 41. Kapila: Yellowish-Brown coloured 42. Kaveesha: Master of poets 43. Krti: Lord of music 44. Kripalu: Merciful lord 45. Krishapingaksha: Yellowish-Brown eyed 46. Kshamakaram: The place of forgiveness 47. Kshipra: One who is easy to appease 48. Lambakarna: Large-Eared lords 49. Lambodara: The huge bellied lord 50. Mahabala: Enormously strong lord 51. Mahaganpati: Omnipotent and supreme lord 52. Maheshwaram: Lord of the universe 53. Mangalamurti: All auspicious lord 54. Manomay: Winner of hearts 55. Mrityunjaya: Conqueror of death 56. Mundakarama: Abode of happiness 57. Muktidaya: Bestower of eternal bliss 58. Mushikvahana: One who has mouse as charioteer 59. Nadapratithishta: One who appreciates and loves music 60. Namasthetu: Vanquisher of all evils and vices and sins 61. Nandana: Lord Shiva?s son 62. Nideeshwaram: Giver of wealth and treasures 63. Omkara: One who has the form of OM 64. Pitambara: One who has yellow-colored body 65. Pramoda: Lord of all abodes 66. Prathameshwara: First among all 67. Purush: The omnipotent personality 68. Rakta: One who has red-colored body 69. Rudrapriya: Beloved of lord Shiva 70. Sarvadevatman: Acceptor of all celestial offerings 71. Sarvasiddanta: Bestower of skills and wisdom 72. Sarvatman: Protector of the universe 73. Shambhavi: The son of Parvati 74. Shashivarnam: One who has a moon like complexion 75. Shoorpakarna: Large-eared Lord 76. Shuban: All auspicious lord 77. Shubhagunakanan: One who is the master of all virtues 78. Shweta: One who is as pure as the white colour 79. Siddhidhata: Bestower of success and accomplishments 80. Siddhipriya: Bestower of wishes and boons 81. Siddhivinayak: Bestower of success 82. Skandapurvaja: Elder brother of Skanda (Lord Kartik) 83. Sumukha: Auspicious face 84. Sureshwaram: Lord of all lords 85. Swaroop: Lover of beauty 86. Tarun: Ageless 87. Uddanda: Nemesis of evils and vices 88. Umaputra: The son of goddess Uma (Parvati) 89. Vakratunda: Curved trunk lord 90. Varaganapati: Bestower of boons 91. Varaprada: Granter of wishes and boons 92. Varadavinayaka: Bestower of Success 93. Veeraganapati: Heroic lord 94. Vidyavaridhi: God of wisdom 95. Vighnahara: Remover of obstacles 96. Vignaharta: Demolisher of obstacles 97. Vighnaraja: Lord of all hindrances 98. Vighnarajendra: Lord of all obstacles 99. Vighnavinashanaya: Destroyer of all obstacles and impediments 100. Vigneshwara: Lord of all obstacles 101. Vikat: Huge and gigantic 102. Vinayaka: Lord of all 103. Vishwamukha: Master of the universe 104. Vishwaraja: King of the world 105. Yagnakaya: Acceptor of all sacred and sacrificial offerings 106. Yashaskaram: Bestower of fame and fortune 107. Yashvasin: Beloved and ever popular lord 108. Yogadhipa: The lord of meditation

108 Names of Lord Ganesha and the meanings

Shri Ganeshaya Namah 1. Akhurath: One who has mouse as his charioteer 2. Alampata : Ever eternal lord 3. Amit : Incomparable lord 4. Anantac...

"aur batao" syndrome ."aur Sunao" syndrome

siteowner 0 Email, Funny, Intresting 9:22 AM

Conversation between 2 software engg. Friends: Sw1---hello . SW2---hi . Sw1---hey h r u??? . SW2---m fine!!! Wht abt u??? . SW1---m fine too. . SW2---cool . SW1---so howz life??? . SW2--gud . SW1--hmmmm . SW1--aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other side) . SW2--hmmm everything as usual... . SW2--so wht else??? . SW1--nothing much . SW2--ok . SW2--aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other side) . And it goes on like this until they give up.... . Are u also having such conversation´s with ur frnds.... then I guess u r also suffering from "aur batao" syndrome... It means ur life is all screwed up following the usual monotonous routine. Probably u need a change in ur life...something which is exciting... something which is adventurous...something which really makes u feel gud... correct..... yeh sab to thik hai......... AUR BATAO....... . :-) This message was sent to me by Shreepathy Iyer. and I think we all are suffering from this "aur batao" syndrome...

"aur batao" syndrome ."aur Sunao" syndrome

Conversation between 2 software engg. Friends: Sw1---hello . SW2---hi . Sw1---hey h r u??? . SW2---m fine!!! Wht abt u??? . SW1---m fine too...

how guys xpress their love!!!

siteowner 0 Email, Intresting, Love, Relationship 9:20 AM

When a GUY is quiet and is alone, He's is thinking how good you're, Miss you!!! When a GUY is lying on his bed, He is thinking deeply why he loves you. When a GUY looks at you in your eyes, He wants to tell you how much he loves you and how important you're. When a GUY answers "I'm Fine" after awhile, He is not and feels hurts. When a GUY keep asking you the same question, He is wondering why you are lying. When a GUY hugs you while sleeping, He is wishing that you belongs to him forever. When a GUY calls you everyday, He Miss You and wants your attention. When a GUY wants to see you everyday, He cares for you and want to know how are you today. When a GUY sms's u everyday, He wants you to know he is fine. When a GUY says I love you, He really means it. When a GUY says that he can't live without you, He has made up his mind that you are his future wife. When a GUY says "I Miss You", He wants to see you immeditely.

how guys xpress their love!!!

When a GUY is quiet and is alone, He's is thinking how good you're, Miss you!!! When a GUY is lying on his bed, He is thinking deepl...

Customer care in 2020

siteowner 0 Email, Funny, Intresting 9:18 AM

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..." Customer: "Heloo, can I order.." Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?" Customer: "It's eh..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610" Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?" Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir" Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..." Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir" Customer: "How come?" Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir" Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?" Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it" Customer: "How do you know for sure?" Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir" Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?" Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99" Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?" Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir." Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives" Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today" Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?" Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..." Customer: " What!" Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123..." Customer: " ????" Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?" Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?" Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... " Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^ Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?" Customer: [Faints]

Customer care in 2020

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..." Customer: "Heloo, can I order.." Operator : "Can ...

13 signs of falling in love

siteowner 0 Email, Intresting 9:14 AM

13 signs of falling in love

01. When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang Up...but you miss them already when it was just two minutesago1 02. Y...

what each letter of your name means

siteowner 0 Email, Intresting 9:12 AM

Instructions : What you do is find out what each letter of your name means. Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. ( Its TRUE) &( Is'nt it GREAT !!) If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once. For Example : ROHIT R = You are a social butterfly. O = You are very open-minded. H = You are not judgmental I = You are always smiling and making others smile T = You have an attitude, a big one. A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind. B = You are always cautious when it comes to meeting newpeople . C = You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it. D = You have trouble trusting people. E = You are a very exciting person. F = Everyone loves you. G = You have excellent ways of viewing people. H = You are not judgmental. I = You are always smiling and making others smile. J =Jealously K = You like to try new things. L = Love is something you deeply believe in. M = Success comes easily to you. N = You like to work, but you always want a break. O = You are very open-minded. P = You are very friendly and understanding. Q = You are a hypocrite. R = You are a social butterfly. S = You are very broad-minded. T = You have an attitude, a big one. U = You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards. V = You have a very good physique and looks. W = You like your privacy. X =You never let people tell you what to do. Y = You cause a lot of trouble. Z = You're always fighting with someone.

what each letter of your name means

Instructions : What you do is find out what each letter of your name means. Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. ( Its TRUE) ...

Professional Biodata/ Resume of Munna Bhai

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"Osama Open University" recieved a biodata of Munna Bhai for the post of Lecturer which is like this Name: Muannabhai Supariwalla Address: house No. 420, Hairan Gali, Shanpatti Nager, brother's area, Career objective: To achive challenging role of Crime specialist's Educational Qualification: (1). B.C. (Bachelor in Crime) Tahidd University, from Delhi in first class. (2) M.C.S. (Masters in criminal Science ), Virginia International University, Smgleors Institute, Chicago, with a specific medal. Thesis Title: How to run from Most secured jails like The Rock" 'and` "Abu Grayb'" Full Course: First Year: Psychology of police and Plastic bomb technology Second Year: Time Bomb and Timer Theory, National and international Smgleing, Third Year: Aim centric Designing of crime <div style="text-align: left;" id="result_box" dir="ltr">Summer courses: (1)Associates of Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan, Mumbai (May - June 1990) <div style="text-align: left;" id="result_box" dir="ltr">Work: Involved in many Supari Murder consequences as a Assistant </div>(2) Study in Bihar and U.P. Work: Booth capturing and weekly recovery in the elections Work Experience: <div style="text-align: left;" id="result_box" dir="ltr">1) Research assistant, LTTE laboratory , Jaffna (August 90-August 91). 2) Deeply Research on on the structure of the latest Huamn Bomb </div>3) Invention of Cyanide Capsule in taste of Orange, mango and Pinapal <div style="text-align: left;" id="result_box" dir="ltr">Honors / achievements: 1) GabbarSingh Memory Shield for best Child Criminal in year 1990 2) Member of "Indian Professional Killer Forum "(Student Chapter) 3) Honored for my works as "Anual Action Editor" for achieving desired Target in "Bihar General Election 2004" 4) Strong reach in the Government and non - governmental organizations. 5) Side Business of artificial(Farzi) Marksheets and illegal Construction work </div>Reference : <div style="text-align: left;" id="result_box" dir="ltr">1) PROF. Achaalors Shobharaz, Prof.. And Dean, Tahidd University, New Delhi. 2) PROF. Daaud Ibraham, chief executive `D 'Company, Foreign Department, Dubai. 3) PROF. Shahabuddin. And Prof. Apppu Yadav, Center of Excellence in Crime , Patna. "Did You Like it" then Please make comments on it </div></div>

Professional Biodata/ Resume of Munna Bhai

" Osama Open University " recieved a biodata of Munna Bhai for the post of Lecturer which is like this Name: Muannabhai Supariwa...

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